Sunday, December 26, 2021

Every 2021 Billboard Hot 100 Top 10 Song Ranked (In My Opinion)

Photo courtesy of ChartExpress on YouTube

Hope everyone enjoyed having this in text form last year because I’m doing it again. Ever since 2017 when I first started reviewing music, I would always make a list at the end of the year of every song that would reach the Top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100, ranked from my personal least favorite to my personal favorite. From 2017-2019, I would post this list as a YouTube video, but last year, my busy schedule made it more convenient to post the list on my blog in text form. This year is no different.

While posting this on my blog as opposed to YouTube or TikTok might limit the number of views it gets, I’m not too concerned about that. I enjoy making these lists, and just being able to put them out for the world is good enough for me. Plus, doing them in written form like this is the easiest, most stress-free way to be able to do my lists without breaking myself in the process. With 80 songs to rank this year, we had a pretty packed 2021 in terms of chart-climbing music.

This is the fifth year that I’ve done this list, but in case this is your first time seeing something like this, I’ll give a quick refresher: I divide my list into five different “tiers,” and place each song into these tiers while numerically ranking them as best as I can. With each song, I’ll also include at least a few sentences to sum up and explain my feelings about each song. As always, I will stress that this list is just my own opinion. I tend to be a bit more positive than most other critics, hence why you’ll see a lot of songs in some of the higher tiers. It’s totally fine to disagree, but let’s keep all potential disagreements civil and respectful in the comments. With that said, let’s get into the list:

I HATED THESE!!!

80. Bang! by AJR

This overproduced mess of a song honestly just feels like what I imagine Twenty One Pilots would sound like if they made music for DreamWorks movies. I don’t know if this song outwardly frustrates me as much as everyone else on the planet, but if that’s truly the case, I’m terrified to know of the effects that it had on the rest of the population. Because all it did for me was cause a bit of a headache: I’m terrified to hear about the potentially visceral reactions it caused among others.

79. Fancy Like by Walker Hayes

One of the worst things that I can say about this song is that I had to listen to it multiple times for this list. Not because I wanted to, of course, but because every time I heard the song, it completely left my brain and I had to remember what it was. As it is, it’s just an amalgamation of everything that makes modern country so unsavory to me, but just with a slightly more agreeable tone. It’s a shame because I actually liked his song “You Broke Up With Me,” but this? I’d like it out of my head again, please.

78. WHOOPTY by CJ

What a waste of a pretty good drill beat. I could honestly have seen Pop Smoke doing something pretty damn good with this, but instead, we get “calmer 6ix9ine” trying his hand at it. It just doesn’t land for me whatsoever. Seems like this is one of those songs that blew up because of TikTok, and I think we’ll look back in the future and wonder how it hit the Top 10. At least that will make it fun for bar trivia, though.

77. Way 2 Sexy by Drake ft. Future and Young Thug

Even though I didn’t hate “Certified Lover Boy” as much as 90% of the population, I feel like it was probably the biggest misstep I’ve heard from him as far as his own albums are concerned. Very few moments showed that more than this song, which I was surprised to see go #1. Look, I like Drake, and I’ve defended even some of his “weakest” projects, but…dude, Taylor Swift couldn’t even stick the landing with the “I’m Too Sexy” sample, I don’t think you were going to either. And he didn’t: he and Future phone it in (honest take: I don’t see Drake and Future as a “legendary” duo as some others do), and the only great thing Young Thug does on the song is exist. The only reason this isn’t even lower on the list is because I see its appeal as a song that is so bad that it turns around and becomes enjoyable. Otherwise, yeah, really bad.

I DIDN’T LIKE THESE!

76. In The Bible by Drake ft. Lil Durk and Giveon

And right as we get out of the “hated” tier, we still have another low-tier Drake song. This song has what might genuinely be one of the worst choruses I’ve ever heard Drake spit. The song as a whole is only not in the “hated” tier because Lil Durk and Giveon sound great (which speaking of...how did Giveon's “Heartbreak Anniversary” not reach the Top 10? That would probably be in or around my Top 5 had it made it there). I miss when Drake actually cared about the quality of his music.

75. Wasted On You by Morgan Wallen

Why does this song have trap drums? That sounds like a minor detail, but it’s something I can’t stop circling back on. It’s a country track that, for some reason, has trap drums on it that just stick out like a sore thumb and don’t sound right. It shoots the song in the foot right from the start, making it a pretty bad follow-up to “7 Summers,” a single that I actually quite liked. I mean, this certainly wasn’t the worst thing to happen to Morgan Wallen in 2021, but…still a pretty bad song, in my eyes.

74. I Hope by Gabby Barrett ft. Charlie Puth

Yeah, this song was on my list last year, it was pretty low, and it didn’t grow on me at all this year. Still sounds like a Carrie Underwood runoff, and Charlie Puth’s addition to the song adds nothing in my eyes.

73. TSU by Drake

Three Drake songs in the bottom two tiers. And not just songs with Drake features, these are his own songs that he put on his new album. I must be getting cynical in my old age...of 23. I don’t find this to be mind-numbing or horrible, but it’s just so much of a snoozer for Drake. His performance is uninspired and lacks the passion and emotion that makes his R&B jams work so well, and a lot of the lyrics just feel corny even by his standards. It’s the kind of song I can only see playing well with the most hardened Drake stans that absolutely can’t say a bad thing about him.

THESE WERE OKAY

72. Astronaut in the Ocean by Masked Wolf

I’m surprised: I don’t really hate this. I do think some of it comes across as “white mansplainer stands up for ‘real rap’ against 'mumble crappers' that aren’t actually fighting him,” but even after multiple listens, I don’t find it entirely rage-inducing or frustrating, just extremely generic. Masked Wolf has some decent flows, but the same could be said of any of these artists who treat “real rap” as being more about impressive flows than genuinely good lyricism. Still, it’s not the worst popular music to come out of Australia in recent memory…hard to be worse than Tones And I.

71. Girls Want Girls by Drake ft. Lil Baby

You know it’s bad when I, someone who generally likes Drake a lot more than most others, find time to put four of his songs in my bottom ten tracks on this list. To be fair, I don’t absolutely hate this song like some others do, largely because Drake still has a few passable vocal moments here and there, and I don’t mind Lil Baby’s verse, but otherwise, the song just feels pretty bland. Although…is this the part where I’m supposed to applaud Drake’s bravery in coming out as a lesbian? I didn’t even know he could be a lesbian.

70. Permission to Dance by BTS

I’ve been a BTS defender over the last year or so, but gosh...this one did very little for me. It doesn’t sound terribly bad, but it honestly just sounds like more of what the boys did on “Dynamite.” And that was a song I quite liked, but I did have a few light issues with it (the overuse of autotune especially) that unfortunately get exacerbated on this cut. This honestly just feels like it’s losing something compared to something like “Dynamite.” I get that it’s one of their usual bright, sunny, fun jams, but it feels like it just doesn’t hook. I wanted to like it, but the more times I tried to listen to it, the more disappointed I was.

69. Butter by BTS

Sadly, everything I just said about “Permission to Dance” can be applied to this. Again, I don’t dislike the direction or the positive sentiments of the song, but it just really doesn’t grab me at all. Honestly, it kinda makes me worried about the group’s future direction. I hope that when the boys do eventually release their next album that it’s not just a collection of “Dynamite” soundalikes.

68. Holy by Justin Bieber ft. Chance the Rapper

Yeah, I probably heard this song more times than I thought I would in 2021. I talked about it in both my 2020 list, as well as my review of Justin’s new album, and my thoughts are pretty much the same. It didn’t grow away from me, but I can’t say I enjoy it anymore now than I did before.

67-60. All The Christmas Songs (Feliz Navidad by José Feliciano / Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow by Dean Martin / Run Rudolph Run by Chuck Berry / It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year by Andy Williams / Holly Jolly Christmas by Burl Ives / Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee / All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey / Jingle Bell Rock by Bobby Helms)

Yes, I’m counting all these Christmas songs as a tie again (well, except for one we’ll talk about later). Call me a Christmas curmudgeon, but I’ve said before that I can only really enjoy these songs in the context of Christmas, and given that Christmas has become a little less special for me. I’ve lost interest. Honestly, if you want me to rank a Christmas song outside of the “Okay” tier...can we get “Santa Tell Me” by Ariana Grande to chart in the Top 10 at some point? I can listen to that any time of the year.

59. Anyone by Justin Bieber

I have heard this song multiple times this year, I’ve talked about it in a review, I know how it goes…and I can still never remember what my opinion is on it. I guess that’s the good part about writing it down: I’ll be able to remember now. I certainly think this was a better “beginning of the year” single than “Yummy” was, but it just felt very average to me. I think it’s got some decent emotion, and Bieber has some good vocal moments (outside of that E-YEAH), but it just doesn’t hook all that much for me. Certainly could’ve been worse, but it’s just kinda bland. Still, I’ll give him credit: in 2020, I felt that “Yummy” was a precursor to the absolute shitshow that year would prove to be. 2021 was a terrible year (for me, it was even worse than 2020), but this time around, I can’t say a Justin Bieber single predicted that or deserves blame for it. Maybe that “Freedom” EP, but this was no “Yummy.”

58. Bad Habits by Ed Sheeran

This song has already been put through the proverbial wringer, and I know people will probably be upset that I put this song so high and will believe it’s the Ed Sheeran fan in me doing so. Honestly, even as a huge Ed Sheeran fan, I can’t say I loved this thing, though I can’t say I hate it like the rest of the world seems to. It’s just a kinda generic pop filler song. It takes some cues from The Weeknd but doesn’t do enough with them. My issue isn’t that the song sounds bad: it just feels so undercooked, like Ed doesn’t do enough with it. That said, it sounds fine enough, it’s just not anything special, and it feels rather toothless at points.

57. Shivers by Ed Sheeran

I feel like I can’t really say much about “Shivers” other than that you can take my thoughts on “Bad Habits” and tone down a few of the criticisms the tiniest bit. I think it takes that electronic direction from “Bad Habits” and does it marginally better, but not by much. The hook is a little catchier, but it’s still not the best thing I’ve heard out of Ed. I kinda hope he moves away from this direction with his next project.

56. WITHOUT YOU by The Kid LAROI and Miley Cyrus

Not a bad hook, and some passable vocal interplay between LAROI and Miley, but...honestly, while I don’t mind the sound, isn’t this the same instrumental as Shawn Mendes’ “Imagination?” Because it really sounds like it. I like this style, and I think it does sound nice, but I’ve heard acoustic ballads more captivating than this. Also, yes, that “can’t make a wife out of a ho” is definitely one of the worst lines I’ve heard in a popular song this year. And that’s including Drake calling himself a lesbian.

55. One Right Now by Post Malone and The Weeknd

You don’t know how badly I wanted this song to be great. I love both of these guys and I honestly thought a collaboration between them would be fantastic. As it turns out, said collab is just kinda okay. The sad thing is that there is a good song in here somewhere: the general style of the song feels like it should be a slam dunk for these two, and the melodies are pretty catchy. The issue is that the actual beat doesn’t hit as hard as it should, and the vocals are so drowned in autotune that it takes away from the song a lot. It’s a shame just how good this really could’ve been, but it’s sadly just missed potential.

54. RAPSTAR by Polo G

This song has some pretty interesting lyrical ideas, the emotional tone is pretty solid, and I think the hook is rather catchy, but otherwise, it doesn’t really feel like it stands out as much as it should. I can see its appeal, but I just can’t say I rock with it as much as many others do. It’s fine while it’s on, but it’s not the most interesting thing I’ve ever heard.

53. Heat Waves by Glass Animals

I see what Glass Animals is doing, and I do respect it. This song feels like a decent blend of indie and trap, two styles that don’t seem like they should mix on the surface. It sounds fine, and I think the hook has some mild catchiness, but otherwise, it’s a song I can only really appreciate for its ideas, as opposed to its execution. I definitely understand how it’s gained an audience, though.

52. My Universe by Coldplay and BTS

I mean, given how underwhelmed I was by BTS’s other singles this year, and how much of the population utterly detested the new Coldplay album, I can at least say this turned out to be a better collaboration than I had initially expected. It’s not the most memorable thing I’ve heard this year, but I think there’s a good amount of vocal charm and chemistry here, and the chorus is if nothing else very nice. Nothing mind-blowing, but it’s a cute single.

I LIKED THESE!

51. Yonaguni by Bad Bunny

A decent new emotional direction for Bad Bunny, I do appreciate quite a few of the slightly darker lyrics and the sad tone of the song. Not one of the best or catchiest hooks I’ve heard out of Bad Bunny, but it’s a pretty solid song. I don’t think it breaks a ton of new ground or does anything that hasn’t been done before, but if you’re a fan of him, you should like this.

50. Love All by Drake ft. Jay-Z

Okay, look, as disappointed as I was in “Certified Lover Boy,” I was still nicer to it than some others were. There were quite a few tracks from it that I really enjoyed, and this was one of them. This is one of the more lowkey, lighter moments that works a lot better for me: I think Drake’s bars are a bit better on here than on some of the album’s worst moments, and his sing-rap flows are solid. Jay-Z’s emotional verse is a good addition, too. I can see it being a bit too much of a slowburn for some, but I still enjoyed it.

49. Up by Cardi B

As boisterous and wild as any number of Cardi B songs, the beat is extremely bouncy with some great pianos laced in, and I think Cardi brings her usual charisma and energy to her performance. I’m still not all that crazy about the hook, though: it builds extremely well in the pre-chorus but drops a bit during the actual chorus itself. Still an enjoyable track, and I hope to see Cardi’s next album sooner rather than later.

48. Go Crazy by Chris Brown and Young Thug

I definitely heard this song quite a bit in late 2020 and early 2021, and while it wasn’t the kind of song I returned to more frequently than anything else, I still enjoyed it about as much as I did last year. It might not have grown on me more than that, but it was already one of my favorite tracks from Chris Brown and Young Thug’s collaborative project, and it didn’t stale with repeat listens. Again, I’m not begging for them to collab more, but this was a fun song.

47. Easy On Me by Adele

Adele’s formula is pretty well-established at this point, and if you haven’t heard this song yet, I’m very sure you can probably predict right off the bat how it’s gonna sound. Even with that, though, Adele understands that well and is able to make her songs work regardless of that familiarity. That style has a timelessness to it, and she’s always able to sell them excellently with incredibly powerful vocal performances. This is another example of that; it’s a very enjoyable song.

46. Knife Talk by Drake ft. 21 Savage and Project Pat

While researching this song for this list, I learned that this was actually supposed to be included on 21 Savage and Metro Boomin’s “Savage Mode II” album. Hearing it back…yeah, I can see that. I never got to listen to that album fully, but based on the singles that I heard from it, this kinda sounds like it would fit better on that than on “Certified Lover Boy.” That said, I’m glad it was on “CLB” just because that album needed good songs, so I’m glad this was one of them. I do think 21 Savage and Project Pat really steal the show and I think a good portion of my enjoyment comes from them, but Drake still does a good job helping to sell what is a very venomous, cutthroat song.

45. Champagne Poetry by Drake

Classic example of a Drake album opener. Drake spits nonstop in a freestyle over a light, soulful instrumental that includes a wonderfully implemented sample of Masego’s song “Navajo.” There’s also a really solid beat switch in the second half that rounds out the song well. Man, as disappointed as I was in “Certified Lover Boy” as an album…he had me with the first two tracks, not gonna lie.

44. Jail by Kanye West (uncredited feature by Jay-Z)

While I didn’t love this song quite as much as everyone else did, I do still think it’s quite good. The dark, vibrant, and brash instrumental laced with guitars and reverb is unbelievably memorable. Kanye’s autotuned vocals are also pretty fantastic, as is that really memorable hook. I think I was a little more lukewarm on Jay-Z’s verse, and that’s what stopped me from loving the song in the same way that others did, but otherwise, I do enjoy it a lot. Also, I’m glad this was the version that charted in the Top 10, as opposed to that horrid “Jail pt 2” version.

43. Oh My God by Adele

This was a bit of an unexpected direction from Adele: there’s a little more of a bouncy vibe that feels a bit like dance-pop (I’ve also seen some call it afrobeat), but it works. Adele’s powerful vocals and ability to craft a memorable hook with great melodies make this a nice move into some surprising territory. Definitely a huge high point from Adele’s newest album.

I LOVED THESE!!!

42. Rumors by Lizzo ft. Cardi B

Sometimes, you just need a fun little jam that doesn’t take itself seriously, where a couple personalities take over and win the song. That’s what happens here: Lizzo and Cardi B take on a funk-driven hip-hop style but manage to take their charisma and charm and make something pretty enjoyable out of it, complete with some great self-love. I’ll admit it did grow away from me with a few repeat listens (initially I had it all the way up at #21 on the list), but it’s still a really fun song. It could honestly grow on me if I hear it in the context of an album. Guess we’ll see when Lizzo makes her next move with a full project.

41. Stay by The Kid LAROI and Justin Bieber

I’m pleasantly surprised: two artists who have been extremely inconsistent throughout 2021 come together and actually make something quite fun. I love the retro, synth-heavy instrumental (that I didn’t know was partially produced by Charlie Puth), and the song has possibly one of the catchier choruses of any pop song this year. The vocal interplay is also pretty great, too, making this a very enjoyable track.

40. Essence by Wizkid ft. Justin Bieber and Tems

While writing this list, I had this song sitting in the “liked” tier around #50. And then I listened to it again. And then I listened to it again. And then I kept singing the chorus to myself. And now, here we are. It’s a wildly fun, earworm-y little Afrobeat jam with an extremely fun and memorable hook. I know some people were not crazy about Justin Bieber’s contribution to the remix, but honestly, I thought this was a rare moment where his vocal fit well with the instrumental. I understand why some might not like it, but it got stuck in my head and I didn’t want it out, so that’s an accomplishment.

39. I Hate U by SZA

SZA made a song that I absolutely love. In other news, the sky is blue. I was surprised to find that this was originally a song released on SZA’s SoundCloud that only just got an official release. I’m very glad it got that official release, though; the synth-leaning electro-R&B instrumental is pretty fantastic, and I think SZA’s vocals are stunning (also, special shoutout to that “FUCK YOU!!!” ad-lib). Further proof that SZA is one of the best out right now.

38. Papi’s Home by Drake

Surprisingly enough, Drake had a few tracks off of “CLB” that made it into my highest tier. That’ll happen when you have 21 tracks on your album, of course. Still, this is a song I love. Drake usually does a great job when he raps with this level of energy over a much more boastful, big instrumental, and this is another example. The instrumental also has a lot of soul thanks to the sampling of Montell Jordan’s “Daddy’s Home,” and Nicki Minaj’s light appearance at the end is funny, too. It’s short but sweet, and I wish there was more of this on “Certified Lover Boy.”

37. Fair Trade by Drake ft. Travis Scott

A more straightforward banger out of Drake, this is another classic example of some strong sampling work, as the integration of Charlotte Day Wilson’s “Mountains” factors nicely into the dark, hard-hitting trap beat. This is by far one of the best tracks on Certified Lover Boy: Drake goes extremely hard, and Travis Scott delivered the verse of his life before he went off and destroyed any and all goodwill he’s built in his career.

This might be a bit of mood whiplash, but I have to say it: my heart goes out to the victims of the Astroworld tragedy, and I pray that the families, friends, and loved ones of those who passed can find some peace in what’s without question an inconceivable and unacceptable situation. Concerts are supposed to be a time of love, fun, and happiness, and no one should go to such an event worried that they won’t make it home that night. Travis and his team deserve to be held accountable for this, and they’ve earned whatever criticism and repercussions come their way. I’m sorry if that broke up the tone of this list, but I didn’t make a huge statement on Astroworld in a video so I feel like I needed to say something. Now, at risk of an awkward transition, let’s continue with the rest of the list…

36. 9 5 . s o u t h by J. Cole

J. Cole dropped an excellent new album this year, and he was able to get quite a few tracks from it to start. Pretty much all of them were greatly enjoyable. A track with a very boastful instrumental where Cole reflects on his massive success in the industry, I think this track has some of the funniest and most memorable punchlines on the record. Like the “M on your head, you Luigi brother now” bar, or the line about a 30-song album selling 100,000 units in its first week, far below Cole’s first-week numbers. Definitely really enjoy this track.

35. a m a r i by J. Cole

That pipe flute in the background mixed with the guitar plucks? Fantastic in and of itself. And as if the beat itself isn’t already awesome, I think Cole’s flows on this one are some of the best I’ve heard out of him (and that’s saying a lot). It feels like I can never predict where he’s gonna land next, and it makes this a really amazing track.

34. p r i d e . i s . t h e . d e v i l by J. Cole ft. Lil Baby

Cole goes a little more lowkey on us with this one with the guitars laced on top of the beat. Cole’s fast flows are mixed nicely in with some more melodic moments, especially on the hook, and Lil Baby goes extremely hard on his verse. Even as someone who doesn’t follow Lil Baby that much, he might honestly be one of the better feature artists as of late. This is definitely not the last we’ll speak of him in this list.

33. i n t e r l u d e by J. Cole

The fact that an interlude is higher than several of the other J. Cole tracks I’ve talked about so far is certainly not an insult to the quality of “The Off-Season” or its other tracks: it’s a testament to how strong of an interlude this is. I like the soul integrations on the samples, and it’s crazy to me that this song feels almost like Cole “warming up.” He goes ham with his flow on this very short track, and while I wasn’t crazy about the autotune at first, it really grew on me with repeat listens. J. Cole really came through on this one.

32. Wants and Needs by Drake ft. Lil Baby

Much as “Certified Lover Boy” left me underwhelmed…at least “Scary Hours 2” was a lot of fun. This dark banger has the amount of upbeat energy and potency that I often felt was missing from “CLB,” with Drake constantly switching up his flows over a beat that often feels pretty spacey despite how upbeat it is. This is also a perfect playground for another fantastic guest verse for Lil Baby. Tracks like this give me confidence that Drake still has some fire left in him. I just hope he delivers more in the future. 

31. Lemon Pepper Freestyle by Drake ft. Rick Ross

I can’t tell you how many times I listened solely to the instrumental on this song this year. It’s so ethereal and beautiful, with a pitch-perfect sampling of a live performance of Quadron’s “Pressure.” It’s a pretty long track, sitting at just under six and a half minutes (with Drake taking up a good portion of that), but Rick Ross’s verse has some fun bars on his verse, and Drake brings one of his typical stream-of-consciousness verses, with a bit of an interesting twist as he talks a lot about his son, Adonis. Once again, it was nice to see Drake hungry. I hope he can bring that hunger back in the future.

30. Dynamite by BTS

While I mentioned that BTS’s newer singles felt like “Dynamite” redos, I can happily say that my lukewarm feelings on those tracks didn’t change my more positive feelings on this one. Most of my opinions are about the same as what I wrote in my list last year: not my favorite from BTS, and there are elements to it that I’m not crazy about, but still a fun, bubbly track I enjoy returning to.

29. THATS WHAT I WANT by Lil Nas X

Lil Nas X’s hitmaking capabilities continued into 2021. The bright, upbeat instrumental laced with the pertinent guitar strums interestingly juxtaposes the more emotional lyrics about Lil Nas X wanting to find love. Top it off with some strong vocals and a very memorable hook, and we have ourselves a winner. And there’s plenty more where this came from with Lil Nas X.

28. m y . l i f e by J. Cole ft. 21 Savage and Morray

It’s really starting to feel like whenever J. Cole and 21 Savage come together for a song, it’s gonna bang. “a lot” remains an incredible song, and now we have this new track from J. Cole’s latest album that’s a fantastic follow-up. Cole does his thing and goes hard over a banging trap beat that mixes some beautiful soul samples. Morray comes through with a stunning hook with beautiful vocals, and we also get an emotional verse from 21 Savage with bars that continue to highlight the incredible growth that he’s shown throughout his career. I’m glad this song was able to hit the Top 10, it’s incredible.

27. Calling My Phone by Lil Tjay ft. 6LACK

If there was an award for “Top 10 Hit I’m Most Surprised I Loved” in 2021, it would probably go to this. I got way more replays out of this song than I reasonably expected I would when it first hit the Top 10. It’s probably because I’m a sucker for these sad-sounding fusions of R&B and trap, but this one really gets it right. I can’t tell you how many times the hook got stuck in my head, and I think the vocal interplay between Lil Tjay and 6LACK is awesome. Big surprise of this year for me, but I’m glad it hit my radar and made the Top 10 because it’s great.

26. Last Christmas by Wham!

Oh, fuck it, this is a Christmas song I can get behind at any time of the year. Every once in a while, I can just enjoy a good piece of 80s synth-pop or new wave, and even if they’re cheesy, they’re just too fun. Come on, I unironically listen to “Dance Hall Days” by Wang Chung, how can I not like this?

25. positions by Ariana Grande

Much of my thoughts on this single didn’t change from last year. I enjoyed it a bit when I first heard it, and it really grew on me with repeat listens. I still don’t know if I’d call it one of my favorite Ariana Grande singles, but it’s one I definitely got a good bit of mileage out of. I heard it a lot this year, and I’m glad I did because it’s great.

24. traitor by Olivia Rodrigo

One of the year’s brightest new artists certainly made something pretty damn special with her debut album. This was a heart-wrencher of a track: very lowkey pop production that swells and mellows appropriately throughout with a lot of instrumental variation. Olivia’s vocals are fantastic, and her writing perfectly encapsulates a lot of emotions and feelings that will be familiar to a Gen Z audience. When you put out music like this on your debut album? Yeah, this is something special.

23. Mood by 24kGoldn ft. iann dior

Yeah, I’ll be honest, this moved up a tier compared to my 2020 list. It kinda got catchier and catchier the more I heard it, and even though I wasn’t really that into 24kGoldn’s debut album “El Dorado” this year, I actually enjoyed this song a bit more when I heard it in the context of that album. Bit surprised, but it’s a nice surprise.

22. 34+35 by Ariana Grande (Remix also features Doja Cat and Megan Thee Stallion)

My feelings on this song are roughly the same as those that I wrote about in my list last year; it’s still as fun and catchy as I remember being. I also appreciated Doja Cat and Megan Thee Stallion’s contributions to the remix of the song. I know that most popular remixes that pop up these days can feel superfluous, but every once in a while, they can be pretty fun, and I think Doja and Megan help elevate the song a good bit.

21. What’s Next by Drake

I know this song became more notable as a meme because of Drake announcing to the entire world that he had sex on Valentine’s Day, but honestly, this was probably my favorite song off of “Scary Hours 2.” This track proves to me that Drake can still absolutely go off when given the right production; the hook is catchy as hell, Drake's rapid-firing flows like the rent is due, and the synth-heavy rage beat that almost feels reminiscent of Playboi Carti is amazing. Drake, next album, put in the amount of effort you put into this. Although…maybe we don’t need another bar about you having sex on Valentine’s Day.

20. Take My Breath by The Weeknd

Outside of his Super Bowl performance and re-releasing the original version of the “Trilogy” on Spotify, I expected The Weeknd to largely take 2021 off after dropping the album of his life with “After Hours.” As it turns out, he’s right back to work with this single that’s supposedly leading into a new album. As a huge fan, I’m definitely excited for new music, especially after this new single. Abel goes full disco, and absolutely nails it with a slick synth-filled instrumental that feels like it nicely expands on the sounds of “After Hours.” It sounds like “The Dawn” is coming, and if this is any indication, it can’t come soon enough.

19. Need To Know by Doja Cat

Mixed as I was about this album...damn, am I happy this became a Top 10 hit. A big, reverb-heavy trap banger, Doja goes all the way in with the sexual imagery while mixing fantastic flows with sultry vocals. Also, this track avoids one of my biggest problems with “Planet Her,” that being the large number of unmemorable choruses. This one immediately sticks out and is unbelievably catchy. Whether or not Doja is inconsistent on the album front, I’ve maintained that her singles are often too damn amazing, and low and behold, that rings true here.

18. Good Days by SZA

SZA made another song that I loved. In other news, grass is green. A stark contrast to “I Hate U,” this track has a larger amount of optimism to it, and SZA definitely nails that tone with her beautiful vocals. The whole sound of the song has this vibe of spending a nice day in the park where everyone is out and having a great time. It’s one of those songs that makes you kind of forget your cynicisms and feel like maybe, just maybe, everything will be okay. SZA absolutely nails that atmosphere with what is an amazing single.

17. What You Know Bout Love by Pop Smoke

While on the topic of songs I’m glad turned into Top 10 hits, I’m happy to see that this song became a belated success for Pop Smoke. It’s a more R&B-leaning direction for Pop Smoke, which feels like a major change of pace from his usual drill music, but Pop makes it work extremely well. His vocals fit really nicely for the vibe of the song, helping to nail the lovely vibe of it. It’s a shame that Pop couldn’t be here to see the song become a hit, but wherever he is, and wherever one goes after death, I hope he sees how much this song has meant to a lot of people. R.I.P. Pop Smoke.

16. drivers license by Olivia Rodrigo

Honestly, I wasn’t all that crazy about this song when I first heard it. It’s always crazy how songs can grow on or away from you. Olivia showed a lot of her early potential on her debut single: the piano instrumental will feel very familiar to many pop music listeners, but Olivia adds her own stamp on it with great vocals and brutal, raw lyricism (that may have been related to a relationship with her co-star from the new “High School Musical” series). At first, I wasn’t sure what to think, but repeat listens helped me understand how this became such a major hit.

15. deja vu by Olivia Rodrigo

But she wasn’t done there. Olivia Rodrigo capitalizes on that early success with another fantastic single in “deja vu.” The light production feels almost like a lullaby of some kind, but it builds into something a bit more punchy with some bigger drums. Olivia owns this production, though, and she continues to show a great ability to write some pretty raw, memorable lyrics. Another fantastic single from someone who could be pop’s biggest star sooner than later.

14. good 4 u by Olivia Rodrigo

And she still wasn’t done after that! After a pair of downbeat, emotional lead singles, Olivia Rodrigo decided the next logical step was to make a full-blown rock song that is basically a modern version of Paramore’s iconic “Misery Business.” My bad jokes aside, I don’t know how many of us genuinely predicted that she would move in that direction, but she absolutely owns it. The guitar riffs are fantastic, and Olivia’s dark, powerful vocals show that she can definitely dominate in this style. Keep in mind, she’s still just 18 and she’s dominating this much on a track like this. If she can make something like this at 18…the sky is the limit.

13. Hurricane by Kanye West (uncredited features from The Weeknd and Lil Baby)

“Donda” was an album with some shining moments, and this was by far one of the brightest ones. I mean, the instrumental is damn near heaven-sent, and having The Weeknd jump on this song to deliver what I might call one of his best choruses? You had me at “hello.” You grabbed me even more when you had Lil Baby rapping as if his life depended on it, with a verse where he performed like the landlord was about to kick him out of his house. I initially thought Kanye’s verse started a bit slow, but when he gets going, you remember why he’s been such an enduring figure in hip-hop, controversies and all. What a song.

12. MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) by Lil Nas X

Ever since I first heard this snippet from Lil Nas X, I was so excited to see it become a full song. I got my wish, and it was everything I wanted it to be. Lil Nas X takes some of the light rock-leaning sounds of his “7 EP” and adds in elements of hip-hop and electropop, showcasing a lot of his stylistic and vocal range on this very sex-driven song. That “7 EP” was hinting at a lot of his potential, and he absolutely showed it with his new album and its singles this year. Oh, and did you see the music video?

11. INDUSTRY BABY by Lil Nas X ft. Jack Harlow

Hey, since I was just talking about Kanye, did you know he was a producer on this song? No wonder the instrumental absolutely bumps. Big, boisterous, and potent, Lil Nas X brings every bit of charisma that he can on his verse, while also dropping one of the catchiest, most memorable choruses of the year. He shows on here that he’s not gonna let the industry take him down, and he brings his pal Jack Harlow along to drop one of his best verses yet. Lil Nas X was not about to let himself be “just the ‘Old Town Road’ guy,” he went and did it again and again and again. I hope he keeps on doing it.

10. Kiss Me More by Doja Cat ft. SZA

I said it earlier and I’ll say it again: Doja Cat knows a thing or two about releasing singles. When this lead off the “Planet Her” cycle, it got me hyped, and while I would be a bit disappointed in this album, this remained a single I returned to plenty. In many ways, this feels like a follow-up to “Say So,” with a pretty similar vibe and sound, but it’s still a fantastic, lighthearted bop with more of the sex-driven charm and charisma of Doja Cat. Bringing SZA along for the ride and giving her a chance to kill it vocally also feels like adding the finishing touch to a perfect ice cream sundae. By far one of my favorite singles Doja has put out, and that’s saying a lot given her excellent track record of singles.

9. Levitating by Dua Lipa (Remix also features DaBaby)

As a huge fan of Dua Lipa, I sometimes get this weird feeling that she goes underrated compared to other pop stars (maybe it’s the fact that “Future Nostalgia” didn’t hit #1 on the Billboard 200), so it makes me happy when she reaches high on the charts. “Levitating” was already a track that I loved on the album, and it was wonderful to see it jump up into the Top 10. The electro-disco mix feels like a great throwback that respects the sound of yesteryear while feeling fresh all on its own. Dua’s vocal presence is also wonderful, as she delivers very bouncy, memorable melodies that make for one of the best pop hits of the year. The remix featured DaBaby (before he showed himself as a homophobic dumbass and then tried to triple down on it), and while I’m generally mixed on his music, this was an example where he worked well for the song and actually made it a bit more fun. I wasn’t sure how to feel when I first heard that he would be joining for the remix, but I’m glad he helped elevate (or…levitate?) a song that was already pretty spectacular.

8. All Too Well (Taylor’s Version) by Taylor Swift

Whether it’s the shortened 5-minute version or the 10-minute version, this is one of Taylor’s finest hours. While I don’t have a ton of experience with the original release of “Red,” this is a track that I immediately clung to when listening to “Taylor’s Version” of the album. It plays perfectly into the lighter, more country-leaning style for Taylor. Her vocals are perfect for this kind of emotional song, and she has some really memorable lyrics all throughout the song. Not that this is a hot take, but I’d even argue the 10-minute version is Taylor’s songwriting opus. It’s stunningly rich with emotion, and it’s crazy just how much Taylor can take a nine-year-old song and still make it sound raw and intense. Even with its length, it commands your attention for every single second. It’s earned its reputation as a career highlight for Taylor; to me, it’s not just a song, it’s a moment, and a damn beautiful one. 

7. Peaches by Justin Bieber ft. Daniel Caesar and Giveon

Much like with Drake, I feel like I was nicer to Justin Bieber’s new album this year than some others were, even if I wasn’t overly positive about it. That said, I fully acknowledge that it needed more tracks like this. Badly. “Peaches” felt like the R&B pivot Justin desperately wanted to convince everyone that “Changes” was, and the extremely chilled beat allows him to showcase one of his better vocal performances in recent memory. Even better, Justin was able to recruit Daniel Caesar and Giveon for this track, and both of them add beautiful vocals to help lift the song even higher. I could honestly go as far as to say this is possibly one of Justin’s best singles, it’s a track I honestly can’t get enough of.

6. Your Power by Billie Eilish

Soon as that acoustic guitar kicks in at the beginning, I already feel all the emotions bubbling up. I’ve said it before, but this is the kind of song to sit in the shower and have a hard 30-minute cry to. Billie takes things down several notches on this single but delivers what is by far one of her most vulnerable songs yet. She discusses power dynamics within an abusive relationship, all over this extremely lowkey, almost folk-leaning acoustic guitar. Her vocals are powerful, and the added reverb adds fantastically to the palpable emotion of the song. I still kinda wish we were able to get the title track into the Top 10, but hey, a song as amazing as this getting into the Top 10 is still great news.

5. Smokin Out The Window by Silk Sonic (Bruno Mars and Anderson .Paak)

2021 was home to the collaboration I didn’t know I wanted but I’m unbelievably glad that I got it. Bruno Mars and Anderson .Paak, two artists I absolutely love, came through as Silk Sonic to give us a truly special album that feels like a new-school Motown project. Leaning deep into the R&B and soul sounds of that era, Bruno and Anderson show an unbelievable level of vocal chemistry on the song, while driving the concept as far as they can with some really fun, playful lyrics as well. I don’t even know the first thing about relationships and I can’t help but sing “THIS BITCH GOT ME PAYIN’ HER RENT” as soon as I hear it. There’s a classic feel to the song that will help it endure long into the future, it’s a really incredible song. 

4. Laugh Now Cry Later by Drake ft. Lil Durk

Now why was this not on “Certified Lover Boy?” I know the logic is “it’s over a year old,” but he couldn’t include it as a bonus track like when “Hotline Bling” was on “Views?” I don’t know, Drake confuses me these days. Regardless, I still stand by my assertion that this is Drake’s best single in years, and as a more modern take on “Headlights” with the addition of Lil Durk, this really hits the mark. There are probably at least seven songs this could’ve replaced on Drake’s new album, but I guess the fact that it didn’t show up makes it one of the best one-off, non-album singles in recent memory.

3. Blinding Lights by The Weeknd

This tied for my top spot last year, but don’t think that it not being #1 again means it grew away from me. There were a few songs I liked a bit better this year. Even so, it should be obvious but this song remains an absolute top-tier synthwave/pop jam, and it’s extremely easy to see how it’s become one of the biggest commercial successes in Billboard history. Even if it’s not #1, it’s one of those rare songs that I enjoy more and more with each new listen. Truly incredible song from a truly fantastic artist.

2. Save Your Tears by The Weeknd (Remix also features Ariana Grande)

While “Blinding Lights” is universally loved (and for good reason), I will admit that I personally liked “Save Your Tears” a bit more. Honestly, I was also glad to see that this song hit the Top 10 because I thought that “In Your Eyes” deserved to get there, and this felt like a darker, more emotional version of that. The bass groove is incredible, and Abel sounds perfectly at home over the dark synths with a heartbroken, impassioned vocal performance. And, as if the original version wasn’t already great enough, I think the remix is even more potent, as Ariana Grande’s surprising lower tone is a perfect fit for this sound. When Abel and Ariana come together, they know how to make some fantastic stuff, and this remix is another example of that.

1. Leave the Door Open by Silk Sonic (Bruno Mars and Anderson .Paak)

That surprising collaboration I told you about earlier? Yeah, I forgot to mention they dropped my favorite Top 10-peaking song of the year. Bruno Mars and Anderson .Paak introduced Silk Sonic with a throwback to Philadelphia soul (as a Philly native, I gotta love that) that immediately swept me off my feet at first listen. The glistening production is incredibly smooth, feeling like it carries that timeless feel that makes old Motown music so fantastic today. It’s also amazing just how much Anderson and Bruno complement each other here: they play to each other’s strengths and manage to have a lot of fun with this unique throwback. I mentioned earlier that I don’t know a single thing about love or relationships, but this is the kind of song that makes me want to fall in love just to have someone to sing it with. It’s the kind of track that I feel is gonna be timeless for me: it’s gonna be the kind of song I continuously come back to and never get tired of (I’ve already done that, and I’m sure I’m going to continue to). I didn’t know I needed Silk Sonic in my life until I got it, and damn, am I glad I did. What a year these two had.

And that's the show! Thank you to everyone for checking out this list and for supporting me throughout 2021. It's been the worst year of my life, but at least I can put it in the rearview mirror. Here's to 2022 being a lot better. Cheers. Also, what were your favorite and least favorite Top 10 hits of 2021? Let me know in the comments!

Monday, December 28, 2020

Every 2020 Billboard Hot 100 Top 10 Song Ranked (In My Opinion)

 

I’m gonna guess you guys didn’t expect this, and trust me, I didn’t either. As you may know, this blog has mostly been shoved to the side since I moved to YouTube reviews, but since I still look at it every once in a while, I’ve been trying to think of some ways to continue using it alongside the YouTube channel. And, at least for now, I’ve found a way to bring it back.

Ever since 2017, when I first started writing reviews on this blog, before I even had a fleeting thought of turning these reviews into YouTube videos, I’ve made yearly lists where I would rank every Billboard Hot 100 Top 10-peaking song, in my opinion, from worst to best. Generally, it seemed like quite a few people really liked these videos, and I’ve enjoyed doing them.

This year, though, things have gotten very busy, to the point where I didn’t even really get to pay attention to the Hot 100 as much as I would’ve liked to. Furthermore, these videos are often the ones that take the longest to edit, and with how busy I’ve been over the final months of 2020 with video reviews, as well as videos in my “TEN YEARS LATER” series, it’s been a little tough to cobble together this list. So, to reduce a bit of my stress, I’ve decided to make this list a written piece as opposed to a video.

As usual, the songs will be divided into five different “tiers” as determined by how I feel about them, and each song will feature a few quick sentences summing up why I placed them where I did. Keep in mind, of course, that this list is just my opinion. I acknowledge that I tend to be a more positive critic than some others, which means there are going to be a lot of songs I enjoy more than others. It’s totally fine if you don’t agree, just keep your comments respectful. With that out of the way, let’s jump right into the list:

I HATED THESE!!!

81. Yummy by Justin Bieber

Here I thought Justin Bieber was just doing a good deed by releasing one of the worst songs of the decade on its third day to lower the bar for everyone. Little did I know he was just foreshadowing the shitshow of a year that was 2020 by releasing a hideous pop single with one of the more abhorrent choruses I’ve ever heard. And then he had the nerve to release a country remix later in the year... 

80. Life Is Good by Future ft. Drake

Genuinely, with the fact that this and “Yummy” came out in the first two weeks of 2020, I’m impressed this year actually ended up having so much good music. Drake and Future’s collaborations have never been all that exciting to me, and this just sounds like two throwaways pasted together (and pretty poorly, at that).

79. Dance Monkey by Tones and I

        This song hit the Top 10 so late in 2019 that I hesitantly placed it in the “Okay” tier because I needed more time with it. I wish I hadn’t given it more time. I regret ever saying that Tones and I’s vocals were interesting; they just sound so annoying and pretty much kill the song.

78. TROLLZ by 6ix9ine ft. Nicki Minaj

I guess it’s not as hideous as “FEFE,” but there’s genuinely nothing exciting about the song. 6ix9ine’s performance is boring, Nicki’s verse is bland; it’s another track that reeks of desperation. I’ve never seen a song carried so heavily by its visuals (read: Nicki Minaj in the music video).

I DIDN’T LIKE THESE!

77. Roses (Imanbek Remix) by SAINt JHN

        I liked the original song when I gave it a listen, but the electronic remix was the one that hit the charts, and oh my goodness, it’s bad. It sounds like the most generic electronic club track ever, and it feels like the perfect example of why sometimes, you should just leave a good thing alone.

76. ROCKSTAR by DaBaby ft. Roddy Ricch

I totally see how this song got so popular, but I just personally don’t really care much for it. The light guitar strums on the production are okay, but neither DaBaby nor Roddy Ricch’s vocals really wow me or feel all that memorable. 

75. Silly Watch by Lil Uzi Vert

Compared to much of what else is on “Eternal Atake,” I’m not really all that crazy about Uzi’s offbeat, repetitive flow, and the dark instrumental feels pretty generic, as if he’s just trying to make a DaBaby song.

74. We Paid by Lil Baby ft. 42 Dugg

Don’t really care all that much for the instrumental here, and 42 Dugg’s verse is more annoying than charismatic. Lil Baby carries the song, but even his performance doesn’t really feel like anything amazing.

73. I Hope by Gabby Barrett ft. Charlie Puth

        Very generic single that, unfortunately, almost sounds like a Carrie Underwood impression. And honestly, the Charlie Puth remix doesn’t really help it out at all. I don’t think Charlie proves to have much more of a presence than Gabby Barrett does on this one.

72. Come & Go by Juice WRLD ft. Marshmello

        Unfortunately, one of the few tracks on Juice WRLD’s posthumous album that I didn’t really love. Juice himself kills it vocally, and the chorus is definitely catchy, but Marshmello’s production just feels like it was made to sound like radio filler.

THESE WERE OKAY

71. GOOBA by 6ix9ine

Ironically, this is probably the only 6ix9ine song that doesn’t feel like a complete earsore to me. It’s severely flawed (especially given that he really thought he could slide back into his character after singing in the court and not come across as desperate), but for once, his screaming energy and the beat actually flowed together nicely. Still a terribly stupid song from a horrible person, but at least it’s more tolerable than the rest of his awful library.

70. FRANCHISE by Travis Scott ft. Young Thug and M.I.A.

        Despite having a great cast of stars, this song ends up being a crushing disappointment. The beat carries the song heavily: it’s probably one of the hardest beats I’ve ever heard Travis on top of. The hook is also occasionally catchy, but it’s unfortunate that none of Travis, Thug, or M.I.A. come across as being all that interesting on it.

69. Forever After All by Luke Combs

        While a few sweet things are going on in this track, it’s pretty much your standard country fare. Luke’s vocals are nice, and the chorus is kinda catchy at points, but it doesn’t really stand out a ton to me. Decent easy listening, but that’s about it.

68. Pain 1993 by Drake ft. Playboi Carti

Playboi Carti’s verse ruined this shit. I know that’s something you’ve probably heard a lot, and yeah...it’s a shame because Pi’erre’s beat is smooth as are Drake’s vocals, but Carti...I don’t even know what the hell was going on there.

67. Holy by Justin Bieber ft. Chance the Rapper

        I mean...it’s sweet, and it sounds pretty. Justin sounds good, but the chorus is really clumsy, and honestly, as cheesy as the lyrics are, Chance is the best part of the song to me. Yeah, I don’t hate this as much as everyone else does, but I just don’t particularly care about it. At least it's better than "Yummy."

66. GREECE by DJ Khaled ft. Drake

        This is the perfect example of a song that could’ve been great but wasn’t. The beat is hard, and the actual flow and hook from Drake are catchy, but Christ, what is this voice he’s using? Having heard a version where his vocals are pitched down (which actually sounds good), I have no clue what Drake and Khaled were thinking letting that vocal filter fly.

65. THE SCOTTS by THE SCOTTS, Travis Scott and Kid Cudi

Sadly, this is another track that I feel underutilizes its stars. It does feel about as wavy as you’d expect out of a collaboration like this, but the flow is just a bit too repetitive for my liking at points. Can’t say that I’m too upset about it being excluded from "Man on the Moon III: The Chosen."

64. Savage Love (Laxed - Siren Beat) by Jawsh 685 and Jason Derulo (Remix also features BTS)

        This song is dumb, but for some reason, it’s way too catchy. As mediocre and repetitive as it is, for some stupid reason, I came back to it more than I should’ve. Jason sounds decent on it, and I think Jawsh 685 will produce better beats as he gets older and gains more experience. Though while I very much like BTS, I could do without their remix of it. It doesn’t really add all that much to the original version, sadly.

63. Before You Go by Lewis Capaldi

Structurally, this track feels a bit messy to me, but I think it’s lifted heavily by its emotional lyrical themes and the catchiness of the chorus. I feel like it could grow on me a bit with more listens, though. 

62. WHATS POPPIN by Jack Harlow ft. DaBaby, Tory Lanez and Lil Wayne

While I very much enjoy the original version of this song for its catchy pianos and Jack’s great flows, it was the remix that made the Top 10, so I have to specifically judge that. And personally, I could do without the remix. Jack and DaBaby do well on it, but I feel like it would be a better track if those two were the only ones on it. Neither Tory Lanez nor Lil Wayne’s verses (especially Wayne’s verse) did all that much for me.

61-56. All The Christmas Songs (Feliz Navidad by José Feliciano / It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year by Andy Williams / Holly Jolly Christmas by Burl Ives / Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee / All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey / Jingle Bell Rock by Bobby Helms)

For the first time on these lists, I’m gonna give a “tie” (there’s gonna be one more later), because literally, you could arrange these songs in any order you want. I feel like I say this every year about Christmas songs, but I personally only really enjoy them during the Christmas season. And honestly, Christmas is a holiday that’s stopped feeling as special to me, and with that, I feel like I’ve grown away from a lot of Christmas songs.

55. Memories by Maroon 5

I’m honestly surprised I still enjoy this. Yeah, it’s still quite a sentimental song, and it’s far more simple and stripped back than Maroon 5’s other material, but there’s a certain sweetness to it. I honestly don’t mind it.

54. 10,000 Hours by Dan + Shay and Justin Bieber

I’m also surprised I still like this, too. It’s not much more than some standard pop-country stuff, but there’s a certain sweetness to it, and I think the vocal interplay is decent. Another one I don’t mind.

53. Conversations by Juice WRLD

        One of the many Juice WRLD tracks off of his great posthumous album to hit the Top 10, this track has some slick Ronny J production and very good verses, though I do think the chorus is a bit bland. Definitely a pretty solid track, though, even if it’s not the best song to come out of "Legends Never Die."

I LIKED THESE!

52. Lemonade by Internet Money and Gunna ft. Don Toliver and NAV

        This was a bit of a surprise to me: it’s a simple, accessible track with a killer Don Toliver hook and, to my surprise, NAV actually sounding not half bad! I’d say it doesn’t have the best verse I’ve heard out of Gunna, but it’s decent enough, and the song still works with it.

51. For The Night by Pop Smoke ft. Lil Baby and DaBaby

While I didn’t get to listen to Pop Smoke’s posthumous record, I’m glad this track managed to hit the charts. It’s got a very solid, emotional vibe with one of the catchiest hooks of the year. Pop Smoke and Lil Baby come through with the goods on the song, though I could definitely do without the DaBaby verse. Definitely an enjoyable track, though. R.I.P. Pop Smoke.

50. Someone You Loved by Lewis Capaldi

I totally get why people have dragged this song through the mud over the last year, and I get all the memes about Lewis’s vocals, but honestly...I don’t mind it. The song is definitely a bit derivative, and I actually liked Lewis’s passionate tone in his vocals. I know I’m in the minority, but hey, I enjoy the track, I can’t help it.

49. Good as Hell by Lizzo

Like last year, I think Lizzo is an entertaining performer on this song, and the instrumental is great, but I didn’t really give it that many repeat listens, unfortunately. It’s still a pretty fun song, though.

48. Lose You to Love Me by Selena Gomez

Many of my thoughts haven’t changed since last year. It’s a solid track with some great raw emotion, even if the hook can feel a bit clumsy. I did enjoy it a little bit more when I got to hear it with the rest of Selena’s album, too.

47. Mood by 24kGoldn ft. iann dior

        While I didn’t quite love this track as much as a lot of others did, it’s still plenty enjoyable. It succeeds at being a simple, fun, catchy emo trap song with colorful production and energetic performances from 24kGoldn and iann dior.

46. Intentions by Justin Bieber ft. Quavo

Lyrically, the song is a bit cheesy at times, but it’s far and away one of the better tracks on Bieber’s new album. I really like the vocal interplay between him and Quavo, along with the mellow feel of the instrumental. I’ll also admit this one grew on me a good bit as I heard it more this year.

45. Toosie Slide by Drake

I’m well aware that I liked this song way more than anyone else on the planet, and yes, it does feel like Drake going on autopilot a bit and just trying to make a TikTok jam, but there’s something stupidly catchy that made me come back to it even after the dance craze died down. It probably could’ve been great with a bit more effort, but hey, I enjoy the track as it is.

44. Roxanne by Arizona Zervas

Gotta admit this one grew on me a good deal. Does it still sound like a Post Malone demo? Sure, but it’s too damn catchy, and I got a good amount of mileage out of it this year.

43. Smile by Juice WRLD and The Weeknd

Honestly, I feel like I didn’t love this song as much as I wanted to, but it has grown on me with a few repeat listens. Juice’s hook is really catchy, and I think Abel’s appearance fits nicely over the mellow emo trap instrumental. There’s still something that feels a bit off about it, but it’s an enjoyable song.

42. DÁKITI by Bad Bunny and Jhay Cortez

        Nice reggaeton track with a good futuristic, wavy vibe, and solid interplay by Bad Bunny and Jhay Cortez, even if it feels like Bad Bunny does some of the lifting here. Is it the best song that I’ve heard from Bad Bunny? Probably not, but it’s got a contagious enough soundscape to make it worth returning to.

41. HIGHEST IN THE ROOM by Travis Scott

I would still hesitate to call this one of Travis’s strongest singles, and I still wish it had built into something a bit more near the end, but it’s still a solid, hazy banger that surprisingly got more repeat listens out of me than I expected.

40. 7 Summers by Morgan Wallen

        What’s this? A country song I like? Yeah, I’m surprised to say it too, but this is one I enjoy a bit. It does work in a lot of established country formula, but I’m a sucker for some sweet, sentimental songs like this that carry such a relaxed, almost beachy vibe, and this one just really grabbed me. Quite a pleasant surprise, I’d say.

39. Lo Mein by Lil Uzi Vert

While the beat is a bit simple on this one, I do think Uzi proves to have some really catchy flows and interesting autotuned sing-rapping as well. It’s far from being one of the best on "Eternal Atake," but it’s got enough energy to be appealing.

38. Go Crazy by Chris Brown and Young Thug

I genuinely did not think this would be a collaboration that would work, but this was a very nice surprise. It’s a solid, smooth piece of R&B that has far better vocal interplay than I ever could’ve imagined. It didn’t leave me begging for more collaborations between the two, but it was definitely a fun track.

37. Stuck with U by Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber

I definitely understand some of the disdain with this song, especially given that it can come across as insensitive, considering it's a “rich people in lockdown” song, but I’ll handily take this over celebrities singing “Imagine.” At the very least, “Stuck with U” has a sweet doo-wop instrumental, a good retro vibe, and good vocal interplay. The criticism is definitely valid, but as a song on its own, it’s solid stuff.

I LOVED THESE!!!

36. Monster by Shawn Mendes and Justin Bieber

        A solid collaboration that featured a slick acoustic instrumental and solid introspective lyrics. I particularly liked Justin’s contribution to the song and the way he discussed what it was like growing up in the spotlight. I really hope he continues in that direction with his future music.

35. Blueberry Faygo by Lil Mosey

This was a track I really didn’t expect to get as many listens out of in 2020. Even though it’s a pretty simple turn-up jam, the song is just unbelievably catchy, and the sunny, carefree vibe makes it hard for me to resist. Did it suddenly turn me into a Lil Mosey fan? Not really, but yeah, I’m definitely glad this one became a hit.

34. Dynamite by BTS

        A very cute, fun, bubbly, and danceable song from the boys at BTS. My only problem with it is that the autotune can go a bit overboard, but there is too much fun to be had with this one. It’s got a great old-school vibe to it, the boys flow smoothly on it, and it’s another great single from them.

33. Life Goes On by BTS

        BTS took a bit of a change of pace with this track, but still gave us something great with it. It’s a simple, lovely acoustic track that feels much lighter than a lot of BTS’s music, but still works on the strength of the group’s vocal interplay. I’m happy to see them continuing to get chart hits, and I’m happy the songs are as good as they are.

32. Runnin by 21 Savage and Metro Boomin

        If you thought “i am > i was” was a fluke or that there would be difficulty following up on something like “a lot,” look no further than this track. KILLER sample flip of “I Thought It Took a Little Time (But Today I Fell in Love)” by Diana Ross, the beat and performances are super cutthroat...21 and Metro killed this one.

31. Mr. Right Now by 21 Savage and Metro Boomin ft. Drake

        And guess what, it gets better! Metro’s production on this one is fire, with a bright celebratory vibe, and 21 and Drake have strong, natural chemistry, too. It’s been great to see how much 21 Savage and Metro Boomin have grown since the first “Savage Mode” album, and they continue to make great music.

30. positions by Ariana Grande

While I’m not sure I’d call “positions” one of Ariana’s best singles, this is definitely one that really grew on me. I love the guitar plucks in the background, and the hook is absolutely killer here. It’s also a testament to Ariana’s quality as an artist that a song this solid is not one of her best singles.

29. POPSTAR by DJ Khaled ft. Drake

I definitely enjoyed this more than most others did: admittedly, I thought the beat went really hard, and Drake’s performance definitely oozes charisma. It’s easy to doubt Drake these days, but this is a track I have way too much fun with, and I still really enjoy giving it repeat listens.

28. Rain On Me by Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande

While Lady Gaga’s latest album did disappoint me a bit, I can’t deny that this was a very fun collaboration. It was a solid throwback to Gaga’s older music, and I think that the combination of vocals between her and Ariana worked as well as I hoped for. This was also one that really grew on me throughout the year, and I’m glad it did.

27. 34+35 by Ariana Grande

        Very groovy, sex-driven song with some pretty fun lyrics and a bouncy feel that I have a lot of fun with. Much like many of Ariana’s best songs, this one also has an extremely catchy hook that helps sell it, and honestly...I think hearing Ariana ask to be “fucked ‘till the daylight” is pretty funny.

26. cardigan by Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift’s pivot into folk music turned out to be a roaring success this year, and there are a lot of great Taylor songs we’re gonna be talking about here. This track, one of the three parts of the “love triangle” story on the album, features some solidly layered writing, and Taylor’s vocals fit the mellow vibe perfectly.

25. the 1 by Taylor Swift

The intro to Taylor’s new sound is a very sweet, plucky, piano-driven song that feels minimal yet beautiful. The track is also lifted by Taylor’s nostalgic reminiscing and wonderful vocals that help sell this new direction.

24. exile by Taylor Swift ft. Bon Iver

2020 taught me that Taylor Swift and Justin Vernon are literally a perfect musical combination. These two create a very bare song with some beautiful contrasting vocals, and they work amazingly together. This single and the title track from “evermore” have made me hope that we get more collaborations between the two in the future.

23. willow by Taylor Swift

        This track, the only one from “evermore” to hit the Top 10, keeps the folk vibes of previous cuts but also has a bit of nice bounce and one of the catchiest hooks I’ve heard out of Taylor. It’s easily my favorite of the Taylor Swift tracks that have charted in the Top 10, and it’s great to see the creative hot streak Taylor’s been on.

22. Hate The Other Side by Juice WRLD ft. Marshmello, Polo G and The Kid LAROI

I was initially worried when I saw how many artists were jumping on this posthumous Juice song, but it really sounds like every party really put their heart into making this a special song. It works in Juice’s usual emotional style, and the features help turn this into a genuine banger.

21. Life’s A Mess by Juice WRLD ft. Halsey

One of the most heart-wrenching songs on Juice’s new album, this love-centric track features one of the more emotional beats on the record, and Juice’s vocals and lyrics can be enough to bring tears to your eyes. Even though Halsey has a smaller presence here, she sounds great alongside Juice, and you can definitely feel the love that went into her performance.

20. Wishing Well by Juice WRLD

I’m honestly a bit sad that “Righteous” didn’t hit the Top 10 this year because that could’ve possibly topped this list, but I’ll gladly accept “Wishing Well” as the best Top 10-peaking track from Juice WRLD’s posthumous album. This was one of the more hard-hitting cuts on the album, with some of the most relatable lyrics and easily one of Juice’s catchiest hooks. Juice’s vocals are also some of the most broken here, and it adds to the pain of the song. R.I.P. Juice WRLD.

19. The Bigger Picture by Lil Baby

A much different direction than I could’ve ever expected out of Lil Baby, this track is an excellent mission statement during what was a very important and difficult time. As much as Lil Baby has mentioned that he doesn’t want to make further political music in the future, I think he delivered a vulnerable, impassioned performance and a powerful message that’s worth saluting. I hope he continues on into this more mature direction in the future because this is honestly going to be one of the crowning moments in his career.

18. Savage Remix by Megan Thee Stallion ft. Beyoncé

Still as catchy as ever, this track features one of the most memorable hip-hop beats and exciting choruses of the year. Megan establishes herself as a brilliant performer here, though Beyoncé definitely has a solid performance as well, proving to be a great addition to a song that was already pretty awesome.

17. everything i wanted by Billie Eilish

This track grew on me a lot over 2020: it’s extremely light and emotional, and even though I definitely think it sounded like Billie just testing the waters of new ideas, it still sounds great. I’m happy it got better with more listens.

16. my future by Billie Eilish

Another track from Billie that carries a very light vibe, I do love the gentle instrumentals and Billie’s delicate vocal performance on the song. It’s a track that feels very twisty as well, with an instrumental that balances perfectly between being minimal and snappy, and it’s another reminder of the immense talent that she possesses.

15. Therefore I Am by Billie Eilish

        This is honestly my favorite of the recent loose singles Billie has dropped: it carries a lot of her usual dark vibes, but also has a lot of bounce and one of Billie’s best hooks thus far. Also, this doesn’t influence my placing but the music video is one of the most entertaining things I’ve ever seen.

14. Baby Pluto by Lil Uzi Vert

While “Eternal Atake” was quite a disappointment, you wouldn’t have thought it would be one after hearing the opening track “Baby Pluto.” This song is an ecstatic banger filled with incredible energy, and it’s probably one of the few tracks on the album that matches the space vibes that the record was clearly trying to go for.

13. Stupid Love by Lady Gaga

I honestly wasn’t sure what to think of this song when I first heard it, but damn, what an intoxicating pop banger! This is a joyful track with an unbelievably catchy beat built on a great repetitive vocal sample, and it nails just being an extremely fun song. It’s an absolute blast to listen to, and I’m glad it ended up growing on me a lot.

12. WAP by Cardi B ft. Megan Thee Stallion

I’m honestly a bit surprised this ended up so high on my list, but I couldn’t get enough of this song in 2020. I get that not everyone is going to be in love with how sexual it is, but I think the lyrics are absolutely hilarious, the beat and sample work is fantastic, and the chemistry between Cardi and Megan is really something.

11. Say So by Doja Cat (Remix also features Nicki Minaj)

An excellent throwback jam that perfectly blends disco and hip-hop, Doja Cat really tapped into something special on this track. Her vocal charisma shines regardless of whether she’s singing or rapping, and it makes for one of the year’s most fun songs (though I could absolutely do without the Nicki Minaj remix: the beat switch kills the song, and Nicki’s performance is not as exciting, either).

10. Adore You by Harry Styles

If Harry Styles didn’t establish it before, he’s a bona fide star! This track is a clever, groovy jam that’s relaxed and carefree while being lifted by his natural vocal charisma. It’s hard not to want to get up and dance to this one.

9. Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles

And if that wasn’t enough, Harry had another great one up his sleeve. Even though I had several people around me who hated this song, I personally couldn’t get enough of it. The sunny vibes, the slick guitar riffs, Harry’s incredible vocals...what a song! This is a funky jam that honestly gets better with every listen!

8. Circles by Post Malone

I can’t deny that I listened to this track way too many times in 2020. It’s as contagious and intoxicating as it was a year ago, and it reminds me of Post’s knack for creating catchy, memorable hit songs.

7. ON by BTS

BTS really surprised me with this track: I love the almost marching band-esque feel of the instrumental, and the way it mixes with the group’s typical poppy sound is honestly perfect. This is an extremely twisty song that also features the same vocal chemistry the group’s always shown, and it’s easily one of the best tracks that I’ve heard from this group. And honestly, I’m sure it’s only going to go uphill from here!

6. Godzilla by Eminem ft. Juice WRLD

I know, I’m just as surprised as you are. Even as an Eminem fan, I didn’t think this song would land so high on my list. Hell, when I first reviewed “Music To Be Murdered By,” I didn’t even consider this one of my favorite tracks on the album. As it turned out, it really grew on me: Eminem’s fast flows ended up being catchier than I’d previously thought, and Juice WRLD’s chorus is one of the best, most cutthroat hooks that I’ve heard from him. This was a collaboration that initially left me skeptical, but yep, it definitely worked out.

5. The Box by Roddy Ricch

One of 2020’s catchiest surprise hits, this was a huge grower for me. Even though a lot of the early hype was over the fact that this (thankfully) stopped “Yummy” from hitting #1, the song itself just became unbelievably catchy. The beat is stellar, that “EEE ERR” is one of the most iconic things I’ve heard on a song this year, and Roddy Ricch is an incredible presence on the song. It’s easy to see why this guy broke out so hard this year: this song still bangs.

4. Laugh Now Cry Later by Drake ft. Lil Durk

A lot of people might be surprised by how high this is on my list, but to me, this is Drake’s best single since “Nice for What.” I love the celebratory feel of the instrumental and Drake’s performance, the hook is one of the catchiest that I’ve heard out of him in a very long time (which is an accomplishment because he comes through with great hooks pretty often), and Lil Durk is an excellent addition to the song. This track feels like a modern-day version of “Headlights,” and it’s pretty amazing.

3. Don’t Start Now by Dua Lipa

Dua Lipa steps into an old-school sound and sticks the landing. It’s honestly bonkers just how catchy this song is. The bass groove is one of the hardest things I’ve heard in a pop song in a while, and Dua’s vocal presence is absolutely stunning. I’ve loved Dua Lipa’s music for a while now, and I’d always been excited to see where she’d go from her debut album. With this track, Dua more than came into her own. This is gonna be a pop song that will be remembered for a very long time.

2-1. Heartless by The Weeknd / Blinding Lights by The Weeknd

That’s right, that other tie I was talking about earlier? I reserved it for my top spot. Last year, “Heartless” took first place on my list (even though it came out hella late in the year), and it’s still a track that’s as exciting as before, with the same amazing Metro Boomin beat and incredible vocal charisma that made it shine in the first place. And as for “Blinding Lights,” the track is literally pop perfection. The Weeknd took a sample flip of “Take On Me” and made it his own with an incredible synthwave track that glistens in its 80s influence. It’s constructed perfectly, and Abel’s charisma is second to none. I went with a tie here just because I loved both songs so much and couldn’t pick one over the other. “Heartless” almost got the edge just because I gave it a few more listens this year, but then I listened to “Blinding Lights” again and...come on, the song is incredible. I can’t pick one or the other, so I’m gonna go with both. Whichever one you prefer, I think we can all agree on one thing: The Weeknd made 2020 his year.

And that’s where I’m going to leave it for this list. Thank you guys for checking this out! Hopefully, I’ll be able to use this blog a bit more again in the future. I’d like to give it some purpose to sit alongside the YouTube channel, so we’ll see how that goes. Until then, what were your favorite and least favorite tracks out of these Top 10-peaking singles? Let me know down in the comments section!

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